We Lose Again

Did I not tell you to bet the house on Pittsburgh, I am not sure what the line was, but if it was 10 points or less you would have made some good money.

Again the Dolt Mc Coy led clowns (Browns) had no offense, lets stop for a second and look at the problem. The drafting here in Cleveland is done by some old lady who uses dart theory to select players, look at the quarter back position to start, we drafted Tim Couch not in football anymore, drafted B Quinn rides the bench in Denver behind starting quarter back Tim Tebow whom I said the Clowns should have drafted. Did you know that the Clowns could have drafted Big Ben but passed on him. The Clowns are always a dollar short and a day late when selecting players in the draft, for everyone we get right we draft 10 that plain stink. Now I will say this, Dolt McCoy has a poor offensive line, we have two good players in Mack, Joe Thomas, the rest are bodies that show up for the buffet meals and that’s about all. The running back area has Hillis, then from there it is a joke, however I do like that Chris Ogbonnaya, I predict Hardesty will traded or cut. Wide receiver we have Moore, Watson is a good go to guy, the dynamic trio of Masaquoi, Norwood, Little well what can you say they play like they are coached. I see that the Clowns have a quarter back coach, boy he is doing a wonderful job, a lump of coal in his stocking. I ‘ll bet he is making a six figure salary for that job, are head coach Pat Shurmur has that west coast offense just clicking on all cylinders, it is a good thing we have a great kicker Phil Dawson, Maynard is doing good the punter.

As far as defense goes we have some good players, Rubin, D Jackson, Gocong, Sheard, Taylor, Haden plays good sometimes but allows the big play way to often, same for Adams. The rest of the defense is hit and mrs, most do not know how to tackle or play their position. I played defensive back in high school, the coach told us you knock the fellow you are playing against down, it is very hard to run when you are sitting on the ground.

Over all the defense got to Big Ben and 14 points was a good showing, but then they could not stop the run and a gimp Big Ben found his wide receivers at will.

The leader of the Clowns Mike Holmgren does he ever go to any of the games? What does he have to say about Shurmur and the Clowns, I hear nothing. Sad very sad he makes seven figures and has become the invisible man, but he laughs all the way to the bank.

Well don’t forget there is always next year, look out cosmic bowl 2050 here we come. You think!