Oh the Horror of it all

The ongoing Horror story, here we are another Monday, another loss by the Cleveland Clowns (Browns).

This game was not even close, nor good to watch, once again Dolt McCoy was his typical self, for every good play he made, he had 2 or 3 or 4 bad ones. If I might suggest they sit him down for awhile, give that third string quarter back a chance he certainly can’t do much worse.

Rumor has it that the Clowns upper management is not so sure they made the right choice when they selected him to be the quarter back of the future. I seem to recall telling my friends they should have drafted Tim Tebow, he is a winner, I see Denver keeps winning week after week while John Elway laughs on the great choice they made in the draft.

I see Josh Cribbs was punished for saying what he did, again our wide receivers made “ Little “ difference, Little played his usual drop the ball game, I think the Clowns should ask the NFL if their wide receivers could perhaps carry big fish nets or peach baskets.

Evan Moore and Ben Watson played good, that was when Dolt McCoy could get them the ball, that is when our offensive line decided to show up. I have a great idea for a camouflage uniform for the Browns oops my bad Clowns, Hillis played hard but had no holes to run through.

Pat Shurmur has zero imagination and really needs a offensive coordinator, while on the defensive side of the ball there was not much to say, they played like the offense, one time they played lights out, the next couple of time it was like they played in the dark. Ray Rice had 29 rushes for over 200 yards and scored a touchdown, Peyton Hillis had 45 yards in 12 rushes but the Clowns gave up on the run, they would much rather allow Dolt McCoy to have fun laying down on the job.

Defensively Sheard and Jackson played good , otherwise it was a dismal day, some of the wide receivers for Ravens looked so open my old 69 year old arm could have thrown them the ball.

Hey has any one heard from our President Mike Holmgren, he seems to have faded away, what has he done, he is like Obama what has he done.

Well I will rap this up , here is what I would do for the last few games, play the third string quarter back Thaddeus Lewis, play Hardesty at running back to see if perhaps we can trade him in the off season for a 12 round draft pick, also I would talk to Denver about Tebow, with Pittsburgh coming to town I would bet heavily against the browns, one more thing buy those season tickets for next year, I hear the Clowns may give a 3 for one special. If you can find anyone to go.